I stood inside the barn door
the floor was cold and damp
if only I could work the lock
and ease on down the ramp
where the hell had Archie been
to leave me chained an cold
sittin in an icey barn
my innards growing old
I wanna run
I wanna roll
I wanna feel the roads outside
I wanna frap the fragile biznessman
and frump his snooty bride
I wanna scare a yappy crappy
and pass a jew canoe
holler down a hallway
then break some tread and screw
the ole barn rattled the chain she fell
the doors they opened wide
there were roads to everywhere
this place they called outside
lets break over a horizon
find a whole new place
lets feel a tear roll down your cheek
and blame it on the pace
I was ready
lets go Archie get me outta here
I'll clear your head
I'll make ya smile
I'll take ya for a beer
he looked at me like he heard me
and I thought we were gonna go
then he said 'not today ole girl
its 12 degrees below'
11-20-02